i hope that this bedbug insurrection finally kills the tight grip Paris’ has on “romance”. you cannot be taking your sweet one to a city that gets g-checked by bedbugs
french officials yesterday interrogated one of the bed bugs at a press conference asking what their terrorist plans were and one bed bug responded “oui, bite”
me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see
how do you mean
bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?
